THEY SAID it couldn't happen. . .

THEY SAID it would never return. . .

THEY SAID it had run its course. . .

WE SAY

Hey doofus, pass the chili cheese fries and get me another beer.

After a brief hiatus as we burned through the INCREDIBLE, RIDICULOUS
AMOUNT OF
TV MONEY furnished to us by our star turn on the Discovery Channel,
after
SEVERAL MONTHS OF NOTHING BUT SHAMEFULLY SORDID ACTIVITY and nights out
with
the Cristal in the Escalade with some really attractive people, the
humble
inhabitants of the PTDR bunker are back to bring YOU:

THE POWER TOOL DRAG RACES!!

THAT'S RIGHT SPORTSFANS,
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
MAY...ay...ay
7TH...th...th
2006...6...6
Noon until we are done
At the ACE INTERNATIONAL SPEEDWAY
San Francisco

OH MY &$%# G-D, It's the Power Tool Drag Races!

See Massive Milwaukees versus Devastating DeWalts! Porter Cable Drag
Chutes on
Sawzall chassis! Hardcore Black and Decker big-block action and
inspired fits
of Makita re-engineering! Junkyard hot dogs and cotton candy for the
kids.
Vodka sno-cones and OSHA-horrifying conditions in the pits for the kids
over
18!

Yes friends, it's

The @%$ing POWER TOOL DRAG RACES!

Come one, come all, ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages START
YOUR
MOTORS!!!

Yes we realize it's short notice, but be COMFORTED in the fact that it
will be
TRIPLY IRRITATING for the EVENT's ORGANIZERS!

AND REMEMBER: It's Not Bad, It's Punk Rock. Or Something.

COMPLETE RULES for all your competitive needs can be found at
www.powertooldragraces.com.
Check back for updates! Unless we haven't made them just yet, which is
incredibly likely due to a technical gltich or two, but DON'T WORRY!
We'll get
'em up there soon.

For information on how to register please hurl your abuse at Simone:
simone at qbox dot org

WE NEED VOLUNTEERS! Setup, Teardown, track tweaking, crowd control,
junkyard
"cleanup", beer guzzling and hotdog ironing CAN'T HAPPEN WITHOUT YOUR
HELP!
Contact Simone for details.

All websites will be kept keenly abreast of any and all developing
information!

Except for when they aren't!

Stretch your attention muscles and glue your finger to your refresh
button!

Plot your revenge against those who have brought about your downfall in
recent
years!

Get skilled again at drinking cheap beer while operating heavy
machinery!

Duct Tape the kids to the carseat!

Update your life insurance policies and guard yourself again your
inevitable
coronary embolism because

OH! MY! GOD! IT'S! THE! POWER! TOOL! DRAG! RACES!!!

Once again, details, ticket prices, rules, regs and other important
stuff can
all be found on www.powertooldragraces.com, assuming we've
updated it in
time. Which we probably will have, but maybe we haven't just yet. Chill
out,
it'll happen. We just wanted this out there before we came to our
senses. Feel
free to check back.




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